Laugh all you want at the iPogo and Sesame Street’s Apple indoctrination of America’s children, but all these apps do in fact exist:
The (Double Rainbow Everywhere) app IS double rainbow. And my cat is also double rainbow.
I have to say, when it’s all laid out on a clock face in (Diacarta), Austin Fashion Week looks even more awesome. Let me help translate what some of these icons mean for you:
Party with a 8 to 1 ratio of photographers to attendees. Every person with a Flip thinks they’re media.
Party with nice bottles of wine secretly being filled with box wine once the guests are too drunk to notice.
Fashion show with more than 70% entirely off the rack “original looks.” Generally Austinites don’t really know better.
So I got dumped today. Yeah, I know, I’m thinking the same thing you are. Who the fuck dumps a hot chick like Lady AppApp, right? A BLACKBERRY user, that’s who. A PC user. It was over before it started, talk about a bad romance. But thankfully this weekend I also got an iPhone 4, which kind of put it all into perspective. Frankly it’s hard to be too depressed about a man leaving my life when retina display has just entered it. And apparently, I’m not the only one who feels that a man is an accessory that’s about as necessary as a dangly little cell phone charm. My new BFF Ashleigh Adams over Yahoo has a top five reasons list why iPhones are better than dudes, including its ability to know when the hell its time to switch to silent mode. Amen Ashleigh.
So, no hard feelings Mr.Blackberry, you were about as outdated as that device you never texted me back on, and it aint like you were going to get any Facetime tail anyway with that piece of junk. Snap.